Tidy the F*ck Up

Even you can get your sh*t together! *Tidy the F*ck Up* is a funny, down-to-earth parody of Marie Kondo’s *The Life-Changing Magic of Tidying Up*, where you’ll be handed the most useful tools for keeping your crap clean and organized without all the pressure. In this book, you’ll discover useful ways to figure out what to do with your sh*tpiles in an approachable, care-free way, allowing you to say farewell to the hair-pulling stress of marathon cleaning. Tossing all your junk in a closet doesn’t make it any less of a clusterf*ck, but approaching it little by little and making use of some helpful hints can do wonders for your sh*t, the comfort of your space, and your general sanity. With this hilarious guide, you’ll learn how to become a decision-making bad*ss, get rid of the sh*t you don’t need while keeping the sh*t you do, and live life after a clusterf*ck! With a lighthearted tone that the finest sailors would admire, *Tidy the F*ck Up* will help you make your house a f*cking home.