I Shouldn't Even Be Doing This!

The first book ever from an icon of American comedy -- a hilarious combination of stories from his career and observations about life. That stammer. Those basset-hound eyes. That bone-dry wit. There has never been another comedian like Bob Newhart. His comedy albums, movies, and two hit television series have made him a national treasure and placed him firmly in the pantheon of comedy legends. Who else has a drinking game named after him? And now, at last, Newhart puts his brilliant and hysterical world view on paper. Never a punch-line comic, always more of a storyteller, he tells anecdotes from throughout his life and career, including his beginnings as an accountant and the groundbreaking success of his comedy albums and *The Bob Newhart Show* and *Newhart*, which gave him fifteen years on primetime television. He also gives his wry, comedic twist to a multitude of topics, including golf, drinking, and family holidays. Today, Newhart appears on *Desperate Housewives*, in hit movies such as *Elf*, and in theaters around the country. Reruns of his shows air constantly on Nick at Nite -- have recently been released with great success for the first time ever on DVD. With this book, Bob Newhart gives his millions of fans a first-ever opportunity to sample his unique brand of humor -- including excerpts from some of his classic routines -- on the printed page.